Meet The Weens
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Chorizo Distant Star
Bright and brilliant like the stars above, Chorizo is just as full of mystery and wonder.
Birthday: January 4th, 2022
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Spooky Midnight Thunder Tail
Spooky is the living embodiment of a wiggle, practically vibrating with her overabundance of love and enthusiasm. Her licks are relentless and crack like whips as they seek their target. Her thick soft coat appears to be blue at first glance but upon closer inspection in the sunlight, you can see it is actually a gorgeous bronze.
Birthday: October 7th, 2019
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Deku Subtle Specter
Deku is disarmingly intelligent. This translates by way of her extremely effective communication abilities (both verbal and nonverbal) with humans and other dogs. Full of charisma, Deku quickly won the affection of all the dogs on the Ranch. Her creative approach to play made her and Navi, inseparable friends.
Birthday: September 8th, 2018
Chicken Shed Crawlspace Inspector
Remington has a smile that lights up the room. His gentle nature means he gets along with just about everyone. He is quiet, charming, and loves a good mouse hunt in the backyard.
Birthday: May 20th, 2019
Lyra Helga Myna
This blue beau is the portrait of dignified composure. When you look into your eyes there is a starling awareness staring back at you. It came as no surprise that upon arriving at the Ranch she made fast friends with Pi, our Queen Ween. They resonate similarly on a deep maternal level that guides and nurtures the other dogs. Lyra may be blue but it's clear to us that she has a heart of gold.
Birthday: May 22, 2019
Bunny Bitty Bobbity Boo
Bun Bun is a soft and squishy as the plushest of plushies. Her big dewy eyes are inquisitive and full of joyful energy. She brings dogs together in play and in exploration. She unites the pack in unexpected ways.
Birthday: May 28, 2021
King Bumi Burton's Otto
Bumi is defined by his elegance and congeniality. What's more, he's an athletic marvel! His complete disregard for physics is nothing less than astonishing as he blinks from here to there in a joyful silver flash. Bumi doesn't know the meaning of stranger danger, to him, a stranger is just a friend he hasn't met yet.
Birthday: September 26, 2018
Chief Snack Observer (CSO)
Navi is a wild little firecracker. With a presence much larger than her tiny body, she can befriend even the largest dogs and have them playing at her scale in no time. Watch out! Here she comes.
Birthday: November 22nd, 2017