Meet The Weens
Chief Snack Observer (CSO)
Navi Neverland
Navi is a wild little firecracker. With a presence much larger than her tiny body, she can befriend even the largest dogs and have them playing at her scale in no time. Watch out! Here she comes.
Birthday: November 22nd, 2017
Backyard Management
Spooky Midnight Thunder Tail
Spooky is the living embodiment of a wiggle, practically vibrating with her overabundance of love and enthusiasm. Her licks are relentless and crack like whips as they seek their target. Her thick soft coat appears to be blue at first glance but upon closer inspection in the sunlight, you can see it is actually a gorgeous bronze.
Birthday: October 7th, 2019
Reception
Chorizo Distant Star
Bright and brilliant like the stars above, Chorizo is just as full of mystery and wonder.
Birthday: January 4th, 2022
Building Exit Frustration Lead
Deku Subtle Specter
Deku is disarmingly intelligent. This translates by way of her extremely effective communication abilities (both verbal and nonverbal) with humans and other dogs. Full of charisma, Deku quickly won the affection of all the dogs on the Ranch. Her creative approach to play made her and Navi, inseparable friends.
Birthday: September 8th, 2018
Daytime Snooze Specialist
Rimshot Loco
Silly, sweet, and a little bit wild.
Birthday: May 20th, 2019
Dishwasher Content Strategist
Lyra Helga Myna
This blue beau is the portrait of dignified composure. When you look into your eyes there is a starling awareness staring back at you. It came as no surprise that upon arriving at the Ranch she made fast friends with Pi, our Queen Ween. They resonate similarly on a deep maternal level that guides and nurtures the other dogs. Lyra may be blue but it's clear to us that she has a heart of gold.
Birthday: May 22, 2019
Mailroom
King Bumi Burton's Otto
Bumi is defined by his elegance and congeniality. What's more, he's an athletic marvel! His complete disregard for physics is nothing less than astonishing as he blinks from here to there in a joyful silver flash. Bumi doesn't know the meaning of stranger danger, to him, a stranger is just a friend he hasn't met yet.
Birthday: September 26, 2018
C.U.T.E. Specialist
Yoshi Super Magic
Yoshi is a great example of how big things can come in the smallest of packages. She packs in an extreme level of love and consideration into a very shrimpy ween.
Birthday: Oct 12th, 2021
Security (Under Sofa Detail)
Iroh Golden Heart
Iroh has an inherently gentle disposition that is reflected in his dewy eyes. Being a lover, not a fighter, Iroh never asserts his dominance with force. Instead, he appeals to adversity with flirtatious buoyancy. Iroh is akin to a warm hug on four stumpy legs.
Birthday: October 18th, 2017
Human Representative
Justin MacDonald
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Human Representative
Marcie Clowry
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